Thailand Day 5

This morning has been uneventful so far. We took a flight back to Bangkok and checked into our hotel. We have a free day so after I finish wring this email, I will look for something cool to do. We will probably go to a bar/lounge at night. Stay tuned for our next segment where we go to the tiger temple, ride elephants, raft and play with monkeys

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I just want to start by saying that today was a super duper fun day!!!
Ok, let’s go back to where I left you last time:
Masha and I had a very easy going day yesterday. I took a nap and she read by the pool. At night we decided to check out a backpacker neighborhood that was recommended by a friend of hers. We took a cab over there and just walked around for a little while getting situated. We were constantly accosted by people trying to get us into a tuk-tuk or a ping pong show. We were dying to know what the hell the ping pong show was. It's not like we had no idea, we knew that it was something sexual in nature, but why ping pong?
We found a bar that served food and had tables outside, sat down and had some very delicious Thai food and a couple of drinks. While there, we met three SCOTTISH FARMERS. Apparently, if you happen to be a Scottish farmer you can go on a 4.5 month vacation all around the world during the low season. I now want to be a farmer. They also enlightened us on why a ping pong show is called that. Apparently the patrons are given ping pong rackets and then girls shoot ping pongs out of their orifices!!! AND open beer bottles with them!!! AND smoke with them as well!!! How does one discover that they have such a talent??? No matter, the question was answered and our curiosity was satisfied. After the bar we went out and clubbed for a bit, but because we had a long day ahead of us, we were home by 2 and asleep probably by 2:06am